“First entry in my stupid journal. Today I had to run and get two imaginary friendship hats from an office. I could have just walked around the corner and then come back but for some reason I actually went all the way back to where they were supposed to be. One was crumpled up a bit, that was troy’s. The other was just a little dusty, that was abed’s. I fixed them up eventhough I was the only one watching because I settled on a truth today. That’s always gonna be true. I would do anything for my friends. Which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which finally makes me understand war.”

Jeff, Community Seaon 3 Episode 14